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“Pros and Cons of Brandon Fahey Being So Thin”
- Virtually no chance of being shot by Luke Scott
- A dozen sunflower seeds and you're full
- Defensive players often don't see you taking the extra base
- Incessant heckling from the all-you-can-eat section
- Have to tussle with the bat boy over the small uniform pants
- Gets the same meal money as Kevin Millar
- In a bench clearing brawl, you're used as a weapon
- You can turn your locker into a condo
- All of your equipment is approved by Little League Baseball
- Nobody bugs you to spot for them in the weight room
