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“Signs You're Not Mature Enough For The Majors”
- Pre-game routine involves removing your retainer
- Contact stipulates that the “R” on the back of your jersey is flipped like the KORN logo
- You show up for practice late because your Mom had to stop for groceries
- All of your tatoos are of Rugrats characters
- You named your pitches after members of the Backstreet Boys
- Miss a workout arguing “Pokémon vs. Digimon” with the batboys
- You keep rushing off the mound to call MTV's TRL
- All pre-game meals come with toys
- You refer to Peter Angelos as “owner dude”
- All of the money you make signing baseball cards, you spend on baseball cards
