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“Signs You're A Member Of A Lousy Bullpen”
- Syd Thrift is sending Doug Johns toll money
- The last time you had a “hold” was at a strip bar in spring training
- The Orioles want to cut open your arm to see why the ball is traveling so far
- The P.A. announcer tells fans to “please refrain from throwing objects on the field—unless you can reach the mound.”
- You define a “save” as no infielders getting hurt
- You enter the game and even Jim Hunter says, “Geez, we’ve lost this one.”
- You’re getting fan mail from the ball factory in Costa Rica
- As you walk in from the bullpen, they play Beck’s “Loser.”
- Someone mentions ERA and you immediately start talking about know-it-all chicks
- The catcher doesn’t give a sign, he makes the sign of the cross
