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“Signs Your Fans Are Losing Interest”
- To hell with Bar-B-queing, Boog's using a microwave
- During the wave, fans only bothering to raise one finger
- Unclear if deafening chant is “Coffie!, Coffie!, Coffie!” or “Coffee!, Coffee!, Coffee!”
- Fan of the game is often a position player
- Numbers unfurled from the Warehouse are total attendance
- Shaky Lemonade Guy shows up in the fifth inning, barley able to twitch
- Fans use giant sling shot to send The Bird hurling off upper deck
- Between-inning music replaced by PA announcer's shrill cry of, “Wake up!”
- theorioles.com is getting fewer hits than budselignaked.com
- OUTSIDE PITCH writers only feel like coming up with nine signs
