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“Ways The O's Can Spend The Money They Saved This Year”


  1. Lock up Trenidad Hubbard to a long-term, $80-million deal
  2. Grief counseling for the O’s bullpen coach
  3. Plenty of No-Dose for Fred Manfra and Jim Hunter
  4. Hire a top-notch archeologist to find the real age of Leslie Brea
  5. Fully staff the new Cuban scouting bureau
  6. Purchase DigitalTV MLB Extra Innings baseball package so Mike Mussina’s starts next season can be shown on the JumboTron
  7. Better health insurance for The Bird
  8. Develop a series of subliminal “I Love the Owner” scoreboard messages
  9. Resod the path between the dugout and the mound
  10. Prozac for the Shaky Lemonade Guy


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