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“Signs That Attendance At Camden Yards Is Off”
- Scalp Free Zone now a Starbuck’s
- If you don’t participate in The Wave, everybody knows
- Your calculations for “Guess The Attendance” start with, “There’s you ... and me ...”
- Pre-game introductions include all fans
- Every time you second guess the manager you hear, “I heard that!”
- Fans outnumbered by the ownership group
- September call-ups long for those Bowie throngs
- No matter how many times you enter the playing field, you will not get ejected
- If all the guys recovering from “Tommy John” surgery showed up, you’d double the crowd
- That damned Bird bothers you for all nine innings
