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“Ways Baseball Would Be Different If Vince McMahon Were Commissioner”
- Closer rides out of the bullpen on a Harley
- Splodin’ bases
- Orioles charge the field when opposing villain swings Ernie Tyler around by the feet
- Non-stop screaming into the microphone by the crazed color announcer (Sorry, baseball already has Tim McCarver).
- Sidney Ponson adorned in lycra and face paint
- If you don’t argue with the umpires, you are ejected and face possible suspension
- Get nicked by a pitch, there’s blood everywhere
- Even the mascots are on steroids
- By the third week of the season, Cal transforms into “Evil Cal” and punches fans and chases ballgirls
- Robbie Alomar action figure with life-like spitting action
