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“Things Overheard at Cal's Final Game”


  1. “Do you think the bank will cash this giant check?”
  2. “The ex-president keeps asking me if I'm wearing a thong — I just wish he'd let me watch my son's retirement speech.”
  3. “Whoa, Carl Everett is charging the podium!”
  4. “I know you guys are all pushing 60-years-old, but I think if you stayed out here and played, we'd have a better chance of winning.”
  5. “Hey, who turned out the lights?!”
  6. “A piece of a foul pole. Gee, thanks.”
  7. “Oh, yeah, this is what a Camden Yards capacity crowd looks like.”
  8. “Those Chuck Thompson drinkin' stories never get old.”
  9. “Look, Uncle Teddy's pretzels are shaped kind of like the No. 8 — I'll take a dozen.”
  10. “I hear his cup is headed straight to Cooperstown.”


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