“Ways The Orioles Will Be Different Without Brady”

10. Secret Service detail assigned to his black book will have to be relocated
    
9. On-field personnel you'd recognize in the Safeway now limited to The Bird
   
8. Teenage girls have to save up their fits of screaming for infrequent Bud Selig visits to Baltimore
   
7. From now on, large middle-aged women wearing tight No. 9 jerseys will look out of fashion
   
6. Hooter's dedicates a Brady Anderson Wing
   
5. Biggest seller in The Orioles Store is a shirtless poster of the Shaky Lemonade Guy
   
4. Hotel bimbo traffic halved
   
3. Ernie Tyler now has to ward off disenfranchised groupies
   
2. Tony Siragusa moves up a slot on Baltimore's Sexiest Athletes list
   
1. His league-leading .986 average with women in scoring position will be impossible to replace