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“Reasons The Orioles Don't Want A Team In Washington”
- How can you compete with classified document giveaway days?
- Stealing Washington team's signs a federal crime
- $4-billion dollar Pentagon-funded R&D project yields “Super Pine Tar”
- Post-game fireworks in the Nation's Capital could involve use of brightly colored tactical nuclear weapons
- Buy a ticket, get a tax cut
- Ted Koppel radio play-by-play very highly rated
- No Ted Kennedy at Camden Yards, no beer profits
- “Peter G. Angelos ... have we audited his taxes lately?”
- Supreme Court claims jurisdiction over all bang-bang plays
- After being locked in a top secret vault since World War II, flubber is given to Washington pitchers in crucial situations
