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“Best Things About Being Donald Fehr”
- They've almost finished a small clone of you—just as wicked but 1/8 the size
- You say, “We don't want to strike” and some suckers actually believe you
- 750 millionaires would jump off a cliff at your request
- You've earned the eternal gratitude of A-Rod's great-great-great-great granddaughter's second cousin
- 24-karat gold picket signs
- You can hear Bud Selig whimper each time you enter the room
- Holiday fruit baskets from $2.8-million/year lifetime .230 hitters
- Nifty “Proud To Be Union” sticker on your jet
- WNBA players would do anything to get you to represent them. Anything.
- Most evil man in sports? You make Vince McMahon look like a schoolgirl.
