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“Darren Baker Pet Peeves”
- After blowing a five-run lead with eight outs to go, Jeff Kent doesn't feel like playing peek-a-boo
- No SpongeBob SquarePants on clubhouse TV
- Always some younger kid trying to steal your gig
- Postgame spread doesn't include Gummy Worms
- Low ratings mean no one at your kindergarten saw you almost get flattened on TV
- Dad said a bad word then popped your Angels Thunderstick after game seven
- They let that little squirt play shortstop for the Angels
- Following the Series, it's back to the grind of preschool
- Hard to find a cup that fits
- Took one sip of Barry Bonds' smoothie and just like that you've started shaving
