“Top 10 Signs It's An Exhibition Game”

10. Player water bottles have straws and tiny, colorful umbrellas
9. Relief pitchers transported to the mound via boogie board or parasail
8. Only one or two employees are fired after Yankee losses
7. Ernie Tyler's deep sea fishin'
6. Phillies fans don't boo until the sixth inning
5. Sam Perlozzo's nose-to-nose argument with the home plate umpire involves what appetizers to order at TGIFridays
4. The umpire's mask appears to have a snorkel attached to it
3. Dodger players leave before Dodger fans
2. Mike Hargrove uses a five iron to knock an errant throw out of the dugout
1. Shaky Lemonade Guy suns himself in the outfield bleachers with a Hooter's girl