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“Signs You're Not Making The Club Out Of Spring Training”
- When you do your laps in the outfield, they ask you to push a seed spreader
- Your uniform number? 136
- You’re pretty sure the guy getting dressed next to you is not a ballplayer — he’s a migrant worker
- Photographers from baseball card companies ask you to help hold lighting equipment
- You’re sent to workout with players who all seem to be on the same Little League team
- Team officials finger you as the 5-7% of the club on steroids
- The club pencils in your name … on your uniform jersey
- Once friendly teammates awkwardly stop talking about “The Apprentice” as soon you enter the clubhouse
- Scott Boras calls; he wants his binder back
- Your role in the team’s new television commercials — watching them
