“Signs Your Union Head Is Nuts”

10. Takes his yard guy to arbitration
9. Has repeated “wardrobe malfunctions” while testifying in front of Senate committee
8. Threatens Bud Selig screaming “I'm all ‘roided up”
7. Will accept salary cap in exchange for Angelina Jolie
6. Spent entire union emergency fund on Pick 6 lotto tickets
5. Has to personally certify all groupies
4. That Curt Flood air freshener dangling from his rearview mirror
3. Each night before turning in, rubs himself down with river mud
2. Offers to personally hold urine sample cup during all testing
1. Look for “My Big, Fat Obnoxious Baseball Union Leader” on FoxTV