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“Ways Baseball Would Be Different If It Was Run By Reality TV Show Producers”
- Players would be forced to go on a long roadtrip with only one uniform
- Either Derek Jeter or A-Rod get voted off the island
- Starting pitchers would go to a secret confession room to complain about the bullpen
- Don Zimmer hits fungoes naked
- Using her hands and toes to count, Jessica Simpson runs the scoreboard
- Super wealthy New Yorker runs around frantically telling people, “You're fired!” (Oops, baseball already has that)
- Baserunners would have to stop between second and third base to eat a handful of chiggers
- Donald Trump’s hair used as a tarp
- Left-handers who hit Randy Johnson are given a toothbrush
- Manager picks starting line-up by giving them a rose
