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“Signs Your Farm System Is In Trouble”
- The only five-tool guy is jerry-rigging the whirlpool
- Don Zimmer is putting on a cup like he’s expecting to play
- Syd Thrift is complementing your progress
- Scouts have apparently been signing players based on their willingness to buy rounds of shots
- “If we sign Rickey Henderson, he’ll add some much needed youth to our organization.”
- The only Spanish-speaking talent in your system is Charo
- “I said I was good at hurling, never said anything about pitching”
- Despite what you’ve heard from your scouts, 99% of the blue chip prospects aren’t from Vegas
- “Has range comparable to Ernie Tyler. Not the Ernie Tyler of today... the Ernie Tyler of five years ago.”
- Half of the guys at last year’s fantasy camp are now at Double A
