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“All-Star Game Faux Paux”
- Ebay auction of your game worn-cup during the third inning
- Catching a plane after the National Anthem
- Going up to Pirates, Expos and Royals representatives and asking, “Since when are they inviting Triple-A players?”
- Tossing your ripped-up Enron stock certificates into the air as you enter the batter’s box
- Lounging on the center field hill during the game
- Stepping off the rubber to admire Bud Selig scarfing down hot dogs
- “Here’s you pre-game meal, Mr. Giambi, and I’ve prepared a plate for your parasite as well.”
- Showing up in the sixth inning because you couldn’t find the Astrodome
- “And, Mr. Clemens, your locker is over here next to Mr. Piazza.”
- Mistaking Barbara Bush for Dallas Green
