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“Reasons Bud Selig Agreed To Contract Extension”


  1. Came to realization that he wasn’t going to get free ballpark hot dogs as a former commissioner
  2. There’s still plenty of stuff to foul up
  3. The Montreal situation certainly isn’t going to take care of itself
  4. Without him, terrible things might happen to the All-Star Game—wait, scratch that one
  5. He’s making a fortune selling extra tickets on StubHub.com
  6. Commissioner: He can walk into the clubhouse at any ballpark in America. Ex-commissioner: Thrown out of Taco Bell for taking too many packets of hot sauce.
  7. The used car market is way off
  8. Annual Ex-Commish Reunion Weekend just not the same Bacchanalian fest since Kenesaw Mountain Landis died
  9. It would mean moving back to Milwaukee
  10. Baseball needs leadership in the worst way—and he’s just the man for the job


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