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“Things Overheard At Jose Canseco Book Signing”
- “It’s spelled J-O-S-E.”
- “More flaxseed oil punch?”
- “So do you really think it was the steroids that made his nose grow?”
- “Look, mine came with a coupon for human growth hormones.”
- “If steroids make an average athlete a good Major Leaguer, why did Ozzie Canseco suck so bad?”
- “I guess we don’t have to worry about whether the Pulitzer Prize folks test for steroids.”
- “I gave him the book to sign and he tore it in half!”
- “If you stick around, you’ll get to see a gang of professional ballplayers beat him to a pulp.”
- “I’m not familiar with Balco Publishers.”
- “This beer taste funny...and why are all the cups inndividually numbered?”
