“Signs Your Vendor Is Crazy”

10. Spends valuable selling time recording tips for tax purposes
9. Starts last call during The National Anthem
8. Shaky lemonade—good. Shaky Coke—not so good.
7. “Get your specially selected meat trimmings with 3.5% non-meat ingredients in natural casings made from animal intestines!”
6. Only sells when the O’s are ahead
5. Because of various restraining orders, can only work Section 242, Row L
4. Giant foam hands feature an inappropriate finger
3. Always serves his parole officer first
2. Secret ice cream sauce turns out to be tobacco juice
1. “Designated driver? Don’t be a wuss!”