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“Signs You've Alienated Your Teammates”
- Your wife has christened the stadium parking lot but you weren't present.
- You charge the mound and get pummelled from players on both teams.
- Your protective cup is incorporated into a tasteful buffet centerpiece.
- You're given control of the clubhouse stereo... during games.
- Your bats are sticky, but they don't smell like pine tar.
- Not even Sam Perlozzo will say hello.
- Hit a homer and the best you can get is a low five from Ernie Tyler.
- Everyone else gets Ethyl Chloride spray. You get maced.
- You find your bobblehead likeness decapitated and floating in a pool of Gatorade ... hey, that's not Gatorade.
- Bleacher hecklers seem to be getting fresh material from the dugout.
