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Ways Baseball Will Be Different With Holiday Inn As Its Official Hotel
- Calls to the bullpen are $2 for the first minute
- Resin bag is bolted to the mound
- Concession stand is a vending machine on the 4th floor
- Sell outs known as No Vacancy games
- Gatorade coolers in dugout replaced with minibar
- Bars of soap in the players showers are tiny
- Two men on base is now known as double occupancy
- Relief pitchers cannot enter games before 3 pm
- Batboy brings a new bat to the hitter and hangs around waiting for a tip
- Umpires are guys that stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night
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