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“Ways Baseball Will Be Different With Holiday Inn As Its Official Hotel”


  1. Calls to the bullpen are $2 for the first minute
  2. Resin bag is bolted to the mound
  3. Concession stand is a vending machine on the 4th floor
  4. Sell outs known as “No Vacancy” games
  5. Gatorade coolers in dugout replaced with minibar
  6. Bars of soap in the players showers are tiny
  7. Two men on base is now known as double occupancy
  8. Relief pitchers cannot enter games before 3 pm
  9. Batboy brings a new bat to the hitter and hangs around waiting for a tip
  10. Umpires are guys that stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night


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