“Advantages of Dating a Member of a Famous Country & Western Family”

10. Grits replaces Creatine in your diet
    
9. Your highlights are always shown first on The Nashville Network
   
8. They don't let you pay for nothin' at the tractor pull
   
7. Big “Brady” belt buckle the envy of the clubhouse
   
6. “Buckaroo” replaces “Dude” in your vocabulary
   
5. To hell with Rollerblades, you’re buying a bass boat
   
4. People in the South think I'm Elvis, not Luke Perry
   
3. Can more effectively break-up a double play wearing spurs
   
2. You learn that a hoedown isn't an accident at Hooter's
   
1. You can blame an 0-for-4 game on an achy-breaky groin