“Cal Ripken Game Off Time Killers”

10. “Grease” tunes on the stadium organ? That’s Cal.
    
9. Clubhouse Yahtzee with George Will
   
8. Works the press box handing out samples of milk
   
7. Helps Uncle Teddy roll them pretzels
   
6. Books gigs for his Esskay Meat Chorus
   
5. Plans his campaign to be mayor of BaseballCity, U.S.A.
   
4. Did you notice the particularly nimble Bird mascot?
   
3. Sneaks into the Warehouse and unfurls a huge “1” in honor of Ryan Minor
   
2. Fashions a crude kettle drum out of spare players’ cups
   
1. Goes through the trainer’s room asking “What’s all this crap?”