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“Ways Baseball Would Be Different If PBS Had The Broadcast Rights”


  1. Buy a season ticket, get a handy tote bag
  2. Every game is sponsored by that damn WGBH in Boston
  3. Warning tracks, no. Victory Gardens, yes.
  4. A NOVA special presentation: “The Phenomenon of Brady Anderson’s Sideburns”
  5. Bill Nye the Science Guy measures the gravity pull around Eric Gregg
  6. Break a bat, Norm will lathe you one while you wait
  7. Mariner Moose tranquilized and tagged with a high-tech tracking device
  8. Expos name changed to “Les Misérables”
  9. Kevin Brown’s contract brought to you in part by The John D. & Catherine MacArthur Foundation
  10. Seventh-inning pledge drives


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