“Signs Your Team Is In A Small Market”

10. Clubhouse towels emblazoned with “Motel 6”
    
9. Floor of luxury boxes covered with hay
   
8. Broadcast rights belong to a cable access station
   
7. Every player has a Yankee minor league travel bag
   
6. Team can’t afford mid-season trade for Roger Clinton
   
5. Role reversal: Players pursue the groupies
   
4. A voter referendum must be held in order to purchase pine tar
   
3. Grounds crew doesn’t work during pickin’ season
   
2. Uniforms feature name patch on the breast pocket
   
1. Protective cups made by Dixie