“Best Things About Being The Orioles Manager”

10. Frequent trips to the mound have you marathon-ready
    
9. You got a problem with asbestos, you just have to make one call
   
8. Second-hand smoke from the bullpen
   
7. 10% off all Geppi comics
   
6. Shaky lemonade guy mixes a mean pre-game martini
   
5. A few more weeks on the job and you've got enough line-up cards to auction off and retire
   
4. You can call media members “Schmuck” and nobody gets offended
   
3. As long as you don't win Manager of the Year, you don't get fired
   
2. You always get a kick out of yelling, “Hey, B.J.”
   
1. Get a gold watch after six weeks of service