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“Signs Oriole Employees Have Lost Interest”


  1. Ray Miller excuses are down 35%
  2. Guy with radar gun measures the speed of things thrown at Albert Belle
  3. Shaky Lemonade Guy tells you to stir it your own damn self
  4. Out-of-town scoreboard has only PowerBall winning numbers
  5. The unmistakable sound of Donkey Kong coming from Frank Wren's office
  6. Brady's sideburns 1/8" uneven
  7. Microbrew stand stocks only Lenny Dykstra's Tobacco Juice Lager
  8. Ernie Tyler blows off games for bingo night
  9. Uncle Teddy's Pretzels now made by third and fourth cousins
  10. The Bird shows up in the sixth inning stinking of bourbon


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