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Signs Oriole Employees Have Lost Interest
- Ray Miller excuses are down 35%
- Guy with radar gun measures the speed of things thrown at Albert Belle
- Shaky Lemonade Guy tells you to stir it your own damn self
- Out-of-town scoreboard has only PowerBall winning numbers
- The unmistakable sound of Donkey Kong coming from Frank Wren's office
- Brady's sideburns 1/8" uneven
- Microbrew stand stocks only Lenny Dykstra's Tobacco Juice Lager
- Ernie Tyler blows off games for bingo night
- Uncle Teddy's Pretzels now made by third and fourth cousins
- The Bird shows up in the sixth inning stinking of bourbon
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